Circus Queen

Today in the news someone was interviewing Ruffa about her impending divorce. Apparently she had decided to escape our country for a while to protect her children from the negative publicity surrounding their father. I think she said something to the effect that it's unfortunate it turned into a whole spectacle.

So, consider this my apology to you, Ruffa, for coming on television and crying about the whole thing, hinting at abuse and not putting a moratorium on my mother to broadcast to the whole world how bad your relationship was.

OH, WAIT, THAT WAS YOU.

Unless you are being threatened till you stop with the hysterics. Actually, that makes a little sense. The freakiness, then the exile and subsequent shutting up-- girl, you are our Tyra Banks (er, make that Janice Dickinson). Tell us the truth and we'll take care of the thugs.